CARL! YOU'VE UNLOCKED: GOD-TIER CRAWLER STATUS!
(Nothing actually changed. Mordecai is still disappointed.)
YOU DID IT! Youâve successfully navigated the ATLANTA SKYBRIDGE GAUNTLET! You have survived the humidity, the smell of burnt rubber and expensive polyester, and the sheer, unadulterated chaos of sixty-thousand humans trying to occupy the same square inch of hotel carpet!
REWARD: Youâve received a [Platinum] Badge Ribbon! It grants you +5 to Crowd Maneuvering and -10 to Personal Space. GET BACK TO THE MESH!
đ CURRENT STATUS: AAAAAAHHHHH!
Generate a useless achievement based on your level of survival.